Wednesday, January 06, 2010
As a form teacher, I have to keep a record of their personal profile. I passed a piece of A4 with columns on race, ic, DOB, previous school, religion, address, telephone..... The class monitor returned it to me several hours later. 13 students left the parents' name & occupation blanks.
Me: Why aren't you fill in parent's name?
Student : need to go home check.
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
In my Science class today, the Form4 boys do not know what is a thermometer so I tried to draw out. They laughed before I'm done, wondering whether my drawing is ugly. I looked at my thermometer and I know what they are thinking of.
Monday, January 04, 2010
"They are observing you, be careful!"
I must be a good actress for the first day of school or probably for the week.
Trap 1
Student: Go toilet.
Me: Ask in full English.
Asking properly, teacher can I go to the toilet, please is difficult for boys. A good idea if you don't want them to loiter outside classroom.
Trap 2
Student: wit..wit (whistling), mei nu (pretty teacher) is here.
They are testing. If I smile, doomsday for the year!
Trap 3
Student 1: I don't bring book cause I don't get the time table yet.
Student 2: I don't buy book yet cause my father hasn't get his pay.
No mercy! Forgive and they will not bring their books anymore. Forgive either one, they cursed you unfair.
Trap 1
Student: Go toilet.
Me: Ask in full English.
Asking properly, teacher can I go to the toilet, please is difficult for boys. A good idea if you don't want them to loiter outside classroom.
Trap 2
Student: wit..wit (whistling), mei nu (pretty teacher) is here.
They are testing. If I smile, doomsday for the year!
Trap 3
Student 1: I don't bring book cause I don't get the time table yet.
Student 2: I don't buy book yet cause my father hasn't get his pay.
No mercy! Forgive and they will not bring their books anymore. Forgive either one, they cursed you unfair.
Sunday, January 03, 2010
I am only a two-years-old teacher yet I am already afraid of school.
Friday, January 01, 2010
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